Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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