We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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