So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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