I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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