fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
