Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it was like eating out sand paper
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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