remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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