Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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