My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
operation harelip BJ is a go
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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