i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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