OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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