trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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