no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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