That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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