There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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