Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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