Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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