Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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