thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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