i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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