My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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