these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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