We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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