you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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