I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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