Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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