The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
