I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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