i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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