Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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