You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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