The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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