I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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