My brain says no but my pants say off.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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