The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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