Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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