You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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