y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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