All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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