I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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