he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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