y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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