...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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