i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i out mim tonsoeep
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