I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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