I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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