I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I don't deserve a penis
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
