you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No subtext here. People are naked.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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