This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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