I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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